"Shit, I Need Some XCP" Tote bag
Oyster / One size
$36.00
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"Shit, I Need Some XCP" Tote bag
You went out for milk. You came back with a Rare Pepe, no milk, and a Telegram thread you now have to read to the end. The tote was there for all of it.
That exact moment, in Shawn's own words, on organic cotton twill. Holds a laptop, a hardware wallet, the groceries you meant to buy, and the quiet knowledge that the one thing it can't carry for you is XCP. Two colours: Oyster, for people with nothing to hide, and Black, for people who've read their own transaction history.
Everyone in the community will know precisely what you mean.
Everyone else will think it's a very specific charity.
100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Open main compartment
Blank product sourced from India
Disclaimer: The cotton is certified organic and the bag is built to last. Your buying habits are neither.
"Shit, I Need Some XCP" Tote bag
$36.00
You went out for milk. You came back with a Rare Pepe, no milk, and a Telegram thread you now have to read to the end. The tote was there for all of it.
That exact moment, in Shawn's own words, on organic cotton twill. Holds a laptop, a hardware wallet, the groceries you meant to buy, and the quiet knowledge that the one thing it can't carry for you is XCP. Two colours: Oyster, for people with nothing to hide, and Black, for people who've read their own transaction history.
Everyone in the community will know precisely what you mean.
Everyone else will think it's a very specific charity.
100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Open main compartment
Blank product sourced from India
Disclaimer: The cotton is certified organic and the bag is built to last. Your buying habits are neither.