{"product_id":"shit-i-need-some-xcp-tote-bag","title":"\"Shit, I Need Some XCP\" Tote bag","description":"\"Shit, I Need Some XCP\" Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou went out for milk. You came back with a Rare Pepe, no milk, and a Telegram thread you now have to read to the end. The tote was there for all of it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat exact moment, in Shawn's own words, on organic cotton twill. Holds a laptop, a hardware wallet, the groceries you meant to buy, and the quiet knowledge that the one thing it can't carry for you is XCP. Two colours: Oyster, for people with nothing to hide, and Black, for people who've read their own transaction history.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryone in the community will know precisely what you mean.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryone else will think it's a very specific charity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\nFabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\nDimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\nWeight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\nOpen main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The cotton is certified organic and the bag is built to last. Your buying habits are neither.","brand":"KEK 777","offers":[{"title":"Oyster \/ One size","offer_id":51823024472342,"sku":"xcp-need-some-tote-oyster-one-size","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":51823024505110,"sku":"xcp-need-some-tote-black-one-size","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/5938\/7926\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6a9a3f952a676.jpg?v=1788493729","url":"https:\/\/kek777.com\/products\/shit-i-need-some-xcp-tote-bag","provider":"KEK 777","version":"1.0","type":"link"}